bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My balls are so social today.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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