sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Randomize
