Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
My vagina is very pro this idea
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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