The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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