i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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