belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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