Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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