Christians are straight up FREAKS
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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