i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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