This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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