Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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