I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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