The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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