I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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