so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
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