How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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