Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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