I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
