Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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