What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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