its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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