I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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