THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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