Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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