She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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