Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I want to have your abortion
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
