We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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