I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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