So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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