He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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