Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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