So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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