so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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