I'm really into asian looking animals
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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