Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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