I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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