I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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