And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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