is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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