This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
