I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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