he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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