she was so not down for the gang bang
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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