so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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