I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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