Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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