Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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