Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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