And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He better not be in your backpack
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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