So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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