awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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